When men are way too nice and honest, there is a lot of scope that there is some lie hidden somewhere. Here are 18 most common lies guys tell their girlfriends. Go ahead, read and decide yourself – how much did u relate to?
Start the indulgence, no matter which end of the lie you are at.
1. Sorry babe. I was caught up in traffic, that’s why so late.
Well actually I was busy sleeping and didn’t want to get up.
2. Work is really tight these days.
This is the best way to avoid you.
3. Let’s take things slow.
Who the hell wants that? Let’s have sex as soon as possible.
4. Of course you are prettier than her.
I should record this and keep with me. Because every time I repeat the same words, without them making any sense.
5. I don’t even care to look at other women.
C’mon, you can’t buy this. Every guy checks our girls. This is human nature.
6. No you are not at all fat.
Well you know that better, and it’s better to safe. Haven’t you heard mirror is your best friend. Go consult one or a weighing machine.
7. I was in a meeting, so couldn’t take your call.
Well I was hanging out with my guy friends and having that so called male bonding, or female bonding.
8. You cook amazing food.
Well, just trying to be supportive.
9. I don’t drink that much.
I am occasional drinker?? Please, it’s like just tuesdays, wednesdays, friday, saturday and sunday. And occasionaly Mondays.
10. My ex hasn’t stopped texting me.
That’s the funniest lie you have ever heard. Of course either it’s not true or it’s from both the sides.
11. You are really funny.
You crack the most poor jokes I have ever heard.
12. You just look great in anything and everything you wear.
With a few or a few more exceptions.
13. I love to cuddle with you baby.
Please let me sleep peacefully.
14. Your family is so sweet.
I hope I never get to meet them again.
15. I love to pay the bills.
Please offer to share the expenses. Just being ladies don’t help.
16. I don’t watch porn.
Every guy in this world watches porn.
17. You are very smart.
Yes as smart as a pug or a pig.
18. I never lie to you.
Guess you didn’t read the post properly. Had we been Pinocchio, our nose have touched the wall.