1. How come you speak such good english.
My country is the one with second largest english speaking population. Not sure about you though!!
2. Does arrange marriages really exist? How can anyone be with someone they don’t even know?
Ohh yes.. talk about blind dates!!
3. Which caste do you belong to?
Did you actually ask that??
4. I never knew Indians were fair?
5. How come you aren’t Asian when India is in Asia?
Ever heard the word South Asians? Update your basics !!
6. Do Indians actually sing and dance all the time like in their movies?
Yes, of course, like superheroes save Americans and all extra terrestrials land in New York.
7. Are all of you vegetarian?
Yes, when the chicken and lambs are on a vacation.
8. Are your marriages really grand like those in bollywood movies?
9. Will you and your partner ride an elephant when you get married?
Ohh yes, and the guests will be on camels and donkeys.
10. Will you please cook Indian food for us.. we just love it…. and less spicy !!
Forget it!! You will need ice the next day.
11. Can you teach me yoga?
Well I would love to but I am not a yoga teacher or guru.
12. Is Diwali your Christmas?
Yes of course. We decorate the whole house as the tree !!
13. And also the holi-day with colors. That’s amazing !!
Holi Shit !!
14. It’s basically like what happens in Slumdog Millionaire, right?
15. We love India. We love Indian food. We love Indian poor people!!