1. How come you speak such good english.

My country is the one with second largest english speaking population. Not sure about you though!!

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2. Does arrange marriages really exist? How can anyone be with someone they don’t even know?

Ohh yes.. talk about blind dates!!

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3. Which caste do you belong to?

Did you actually ask that??

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4. I never knew Indians were fair?

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5. How come you aren’t Asian when India is in Asia?

Ever heard the word South Asians? Update your basics !!

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6. Do Indians actually sing and dance all the time like in their movies?

Yes, of course, like superheroes save Americans and all extra terrestrials land in New York.

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7. Are all of you vegetarian?

Yes, when the chicken and lambs are on a vacation.

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8. Are your marriages really grand like those in bollywood movies?

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9. Will you and your partner ride an elephant when you get married?

Ohh yes, and the guests will be on camels and donkeys.

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10. Will you please cook Indian food for us.. we just love it…. and less spicy !!

Forget it!! You will need ice the next day.

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11. Can you teach me yoga?

Well I would love to but I am not a yoga teacher or guru.

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12. Is Diwali your Christmas?

Yes of course. We decorate the whole house as the tree !!

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13. And also the holi-day with colors. That’s amazing !!

Holi Shit !!

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14. It’s basically like what happens in Slumdog Millionaire, right?

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15. We love India. We love Indian food. We love Indian poor people!!

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