Probably being in relationship with your laptop is the most fulfilling experience and you enjoy it that way. Check out the reasons why it’s better to have a laptop than a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
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1. You laptop will never judge you by what you search or read on the internet
2. It will not ask you questions why you visited your ex’s profile
3. It doesn’t take too much of sexuality to turn it on
Just a button does the work!
4. Your laptop will not get jealous when you check out other laptops online
5. You can just dress it the way you want to without any hassles
It will let you do it’s makeover without asking hundred questions.
6. It understands the importance of space and privacy
That’s what incognito mode is for
7. You can learn so much from your laptop
8. It will never come home drunk
And will not be irritating and brag about things.
9. It will not stop you from drinking or doing whatever you want to do
10. You don’t have to worry about it being in the hand of other people
After all there is an option of password protection. Wish same was possible with humans.
11. Relationships come and go, but laptop and internet stays forever.
They temporarily do get angry and piss you off but then they are back
12. And when it’s time for breakup, there are not much heartaches and hassles
Just erase your relationship data and have an easy new upgrade.